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How to treat a Muslim Terrorist!!!!

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Luckyman, Jun 4, 2009.

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  1. Luckyman

    Luckyman Active Member

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    A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing.

    Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi
    Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty
    Education: 4 Years-West Point

    One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and it's interests by, you guessed it, Muslim extremists.

    So General Pershing captured 50 of the terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.

    The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.

    The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

    They let the 50th man go. And for about the next 42 years, there was not a single attack by a muslim fanatic anywhere in the world.
     
  2. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we should bomb them with Hog guts instead of steel. That might get their attention..............LOL
     
  3. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we should bomb them with Hog guts and pig SHI* instead of steel. That might get their attention..............LOL
     
  4. bocephus

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    Yes it would, spray some bacon grease on em with a crop duster, it would all be over
     
  5. BIGDON

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    Just start the rumor that our bullets are soaked in Hog fat. That will get them thinking about missing the 1,000 virgins that are waiting for them. By the way where are they getting all the virgins because you can't re-use them. I figure with all that we have killed already that they have to be running out by now unless you are counting goats and camels.

    Don
     
  6. Jim Porter

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    How to treat a Muslum terrorist??? Well I guess you start by electing him to President.
     
  7. gotbass

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    bend them over the barrel, give them a squirt of sow in heat and let the boar loose
     
  8. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    9MM to the center of the forehead!
     
  9. 100straight

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    Hit the link above to see how our current President has chosen to treat Muslims.

    Shoot well and often,

    Mark.
     
  10. XT Bill

    XT Bill TS Member

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    Just google Silver Bullet Gun Oil...Contains 13% pig fat for just that reason

    If I knew how to post a link I would.

    Bill
     
  11. 100straight

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    Your link, Sir Bill.
     
  12. timberfaller

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    Isn't that what (obama's speach) the Japenese were doing during the weeks prior to December 7, 1941?

    This man has done and said enough since november to be IMPEACHED

    Bush did less and Nancy wanted him impeached, where is the fairness that the Dem's keep talking about?
     
  13. XT Bill

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    Thanks for the link, 100straight !
     
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