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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by short shucker, Mar 9, 2010.

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    'What are you doing?'
    She asked.

    'Hunting Flies'
    He responded.

    'Oh. ! Killing any?'
    She asked.

    'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    'How can you tell them apart?'

    He responded,
    '3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone.

    ss
     
  2. WoodsonEnt

    WoodsonEnt Active Member

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    good one
     
  3. quartering

    quartering Active Member

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    3 were on a beer can, two were still sitting there in their car, still texting after the light had turned green
     
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