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How to sell tooth brushes

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Jan 29, 2011.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

    Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

    "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next:

    "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

    "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher…

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath...

    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2, 467," he said.

    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

    "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

    "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

    They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!"

    Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

    "I used the government's strategy of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get that taste out of your mouth."
  2. bill1949

    bill1949 Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The last sentence hit the nail on the head...Bill
  3. BuddyTrapChamp

    BuddyTrapChamp Member

    Dec 30, 2010
    Funny cant stop laughing
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