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How to install a new home alarm system

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), May 1, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

    1.Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of mens used size 14-16 work boots.

    2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3.Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4.Leave a note on your door that reads:
    "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
    messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
    from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

    "Cooter"
     
  2. TEXASZEPHYR

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    Don't know where you get all this stuff Bulge, but you gotta just love it. tks

    Bob
     
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