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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by cdconley, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. cdconley

    cdconley TS Member

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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
    boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo
    magazine and your NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and
    Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the
    pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
    real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell
    from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
    Better wait outside. .....Cooter
     
  2. rohitdean

    rohitdean TS Member

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    How about putting up a sign that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"? That will work too.

    Thanks
    Rohit
     
  3. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Someone had a system once that included a tape recorder playing a vicious dog barking when the alarm was tripped. I don't know if it flew, but it was a good idea.

    HM
     
  4. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    I have ADT for my home security and also have a sign by the front door that says "This home protected by shotgun 3 days a week, you guess which three" ... I always say the alarm is to warn the intruders of whats going to happen next if the alarm is set off ... The system comes complete with a SOB with a Glock in his hand (Thats me) who don't like to get woke up from a sound sleep ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
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