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How to get help in a hurry!!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by chessney, Mar 5, 2007.

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  1. chessney

    chessney TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
    see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
    lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
    shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I' ve just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    I LOVE IT....Ziggy
  2. Bocephas

    Bocephas Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    That is great,gotta love that guy.


    BILL GRILL Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2006
    They were probably all at Mr. Donut hard at work? LOL Bill
    That should start a free for all Aren't they all union employees?
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