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How much is everyone giving? Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Dec 9, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."



    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"



    "About a gallon."
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Your a sick ol Ba$ta#d lol
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Coming from you Bruce, I take that as a compliment. Bulge.
     
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    As you should!
     
  5. Pull & Mark

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    Bulge, I must be getting abit smarter in my old age, as I saw that coming. LOL Break=em all. Jeff
     
  6. Conn. Man

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    GOOD ONE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Id donate to that cause.

    Sandy Holehouse
     
  7. Auctioneer

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    Where do I send my share? I will even pay shipping next day air. LOL
     
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