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How Moses got the 10 Commandments. Sunday humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    How Moses got the 10 Commandments....



    God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

    The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
    And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
    Can you give us an example?"
    "Thou shall not kill."
    "Not kill? We're not interested."


    God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
    The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

    "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."


    Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

    The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

    "Not steal? We're not interested."


    Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

    The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

    "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."



    Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

    "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free."

    "We'll take 10."




    There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
     
  2. Porcupine

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    Moses came down from the mountain and he told his people, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, I negotiated the number of Commandments down to ten. The bad news is, Number Seven is still there."
     
  3. CalvinMD

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    I thought Mel Brooks settled that long ago in a movie?
     
  4. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge, where you there when Moses got the commandments?
     
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    You mean this version?
     
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    Yes i was Bruce and I witnessed Gene7777777 giving them to him. Bulge.
     
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