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How is Norma

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Apr 1, 2009.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    How is Norma ?
    A sweet grandmother
    telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.
    She timidly asked,
    'Is it possible to
    speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'
    The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help,
    dear.
    What's the name and room number?'

    The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice
    said,
    'Norma Findlay Room 302.'
    The operator replied, 'Let me place you
    on hold while I check with her nurse

    After a few minutes, the operator returned to the
    phone and
    said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is
    doing very well.

    Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came
    back as normal, and Her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
    discharged on Tuesday.'

    The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's
    wonderful!
    I was so worried! God bless you for the good news. 'The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome.
    Is Norma your daughter?'
    The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.'
     
  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Ha, thats funny but is is also very true
     
  3. RogerNRA

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    Good one, and sad but true...........Roger
     
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