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How dumb can you be????

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Tracy Boy, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. Tracy Boy

    Tracy Boy TS Member

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    How dumb is dumb


    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
    Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
    - More than one wife
    More than one mother in law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
    Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse




    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ..
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ..

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia .
    They're happy in Canada .
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland .
    They're happy in Denmark .

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
    And unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

    AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
    THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How damn dumb can you get?
     
  2. Hookedonshooting

    Hookedonshooting TS Member

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    Wow. Point on. Guess suicide isnt a bad option. Just wish they did it around other miserable sob terrorists.
     
  3. wireguy

    wireguy TS Member

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    I once read a commentary that pointed out that the muslims are the most sexually repressed people on the earth. It is impossible under Islam for a man and woman to have a normal, mutually satisfying relationship. The very act of being attracted is a violation of Islam. No wonder they are unhappy.
     
  4. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Yep Congressman Jim McDermett PROVED it today!!

    Way too many that are this dumb!! in DC holding public power!!
     
  5. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

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    Wireguy, it sounds like they are just a little backed up.
     
  6. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I thought this was about bidet er ahh Biden
     
  7. lctrapshooter

    lctrapshooter Active Member

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    No wonder they are unhappy. STENCH is probably one reason for no mutually

    sastifying sexual relationships. I can only imagine. WHEEEEW -EEEEEEEEEE
     
  8. WoodsonEnt

    WoodsonEnt Active Member

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    They believe that sex with women is for procreation not satisfaction. Sex with men is for satisfaction - know a military vet who served in Iraq or Afghan.....ask them about "Man Love Thursday". You will get an education!
     
  9. dirt stirrer

    dirt stirrer Well-Known Member

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    Wireguy,

    For being so sexually repressed, and appalled by each others stench, they sure are good at procreating. I think muslim population growth is just right behind that of the Chinese.

    just sayin'. The could use the two bag method for sex with an ugly chick, but I don't think that addresses the smell issue.
     
  10. handlepuller

    handlepuller Well-Known Member

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    One of the funniest things I've read Tracy Boy!