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How Dry Is It In Texas?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by mette56, Jul 11, 2011.

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  1. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    A friend called from Longview yesterday and said he saw a mesquito carrying a canteen. Chicken farmers in Palistine are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. Lake Worth reported a 20# catfish caught that was covered with ticks. The Baptists are baptising by sprinkling, Methodists are using wet wipes, Presbyterians are giving out rain checks and the Catholics are praying that God will turn the wine back into water.

    It's dry and hot in TX for sure!

    milt
     
  2. John Galt

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    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    That's pretty good material there, Ol' Buddy!
     
  4. SirMissalott

    SirMissalott Active Member

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    I heard they are using water for bait to catch Bass?
     
  5. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    I heard its so dry there;

    they are encouraging people to pee in the pool.

    also

    the river only runs twice a week.
     
  6. handlepuller

    handlepuller Well-Known Member

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    Lol.

    It is so dry that when my nursing wife coughed, powdered milk came out of her ti**y.
     
  7. OldPshtr

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    I got 10lb Catfish that can't swim. Little dryer than
    usual.

    Doyal
     
  8. Jim101

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    Seen a 20lb catfish the other day with ticks on it!!!!!!!!!



    Jim
     
  9. ken1okie

    ken1okie Active Member

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    It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.....
     
  10. slic lee

    slic lee Active Member

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    A pleasure to see good humor,thanks,Lee
     
  11. Butler

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    In Texas they put a 10 up limit on outboards, those big engines were kicking up too must dust
     
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    So hot that I saw a cat chasing a mouse and they were both walking.
    So hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
     
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