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Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Ahab, Nov 13, 2011.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    What was she doing in the Men's Bathroom?
     
  2. grntitan

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    Terry,

    I have learned when a woman asks such questions that there is no right answer and you are likely get'n ready for an earfull. I just give my best puppy dog eyes put my tail between my legs and cower away like a puppy that just sh!t on your new rug. :)

    Matt
     
  3. BigM-Perazzi

    BigM-Perazzi Well-Known Member

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    Hand her your gun...
     
  4. Ross

    Ross Well-Known Member

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    AGREE with grntitan. (grin) Ross Puls
     
  5. MisterHappy

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    Say slowly and clearly, with a patient tone, "Because...that's...womens'....work."

    Let us know where the memorial donations can be sent!

    LOL
     
  6. Hauxfan

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    Just remind her that anything inside the curb is woman's work!!!

    But, make sure you're half way out the door before telling her. lol

    The girls don't always agree with that line of thinking. ;-)

    Hauxfan!
     
  7. BDodd

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    Many of the worst bathrooms I've had the fortune to see were those clearly marked for the "ladies." The wife has many MANY times refused to use a public "ladies" loo while away from home. Then, if you want to hear some of the foulest language possible, just try arresting a "lady" out on the highway. I know of one that backed up to the screen between the arrested and the driver and urinated down the officer's neck.......breakemall
     
  8. primed

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    It's not your wife, it's your stepdaughter. I'd go with the "because it's women's work" explanation. She'll develop a hatred for men and will never marry. She'll just live with you and her mother forever. When you're that certain age and she needs to change your daipers, you might want to soften your tone just a little but by then she'll know "becasue it's women's work.

    Good luck with all of that! I can get away with this because my wife doesn't read these threads. SHHHHHHHH. She's coming down the hall. Have to go now.
     
  9. Chango2

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    'Cause real men don't need no stinkin bathroom, therefore unfamiliar. She hasn't heard that the back 40 and a hole in the dirt is just fine...plus a sunshower or cold water and a bucket to take a bath about every week so.

    Also, girls are fussy, women are grateful.
     
  10. BDodd

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    No, Zardo, it was not pretty. The worst of the worse was that it happened in Siskiyou Co., the environs of Dorris, CA and the pokey, of course, was (is still) in Yreka - yeah, no way to get there from here. AND the law man was called out of his nice warm bed to handle the accident that created the whole event in the first place.....breakemall
     
  11. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    Lead Miner and all:

    I'm a big help when it comes to house cleaning. I stay out of my wife's way...

    sissy : )
     
  12. Leo

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    It Probably WAS properly cleaned when the show opened

    As metioned up above, the womans washroom always gets nasty faster. I used to clean the washrooms at a full service gas station/travel stop. At the end of the day, the mens room would have some greasy fingerprints around the sinks and cigarette butts on the urnal and the floor. The womens washroom would get nasty fast. I could clean it up really well first thing in the morning, the very first woman would be a really picky type and do a proceedure my wife calls "hover". Of course 25 % of the mess gets on the seat. The Next woman sees the mess and hovers 12 inches farther forwad. 90% of that goes to the floor. The next woman is grossed out about the mess and throws the napkin on the floor to "teach us a lesson" It goes down hill REALLY fast after that. I had literally cleaned the womans room with the pressure washer after only 3 women had used it. Well dressed business suit types are worse than jeans and T shirt types. I would assume any general public womens room would see similar disrespect
     
  13. Setterman

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    A young woman boarded a flight after a very long, stressful business meeting with some old business men that showed her no respect. After getting a bad seat in the rear of the plane, and having a few pre-flight cocktails, she went bizerk and stood up and yelled "Isn't there a man in this world that can make me feel like a real woman?!!!!"

    In the front of the plane, a tall dark haired cowboy stood up and started walking down the aisle toward her. As he strolled down the aisle, the plane was quiet, and he tossed hat aside and started unbuttoning his shirt. Some of the other women were fixed on his muscles and 6'-4" frame.

    As he approached the young woman, who by now was dumbfounded by his build and actions, he stated "I can make you feel like a real woman!" and he threw his shirt to her and said.....

    "Here, iron this."
     
  14. capulona

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    Bathrooms need cleaning?
     
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