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How about a little Sat. humor?

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they
    are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

    'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

    Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
    Rome ?'

    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
    answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .

    In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

    Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

    Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
    Europe ?'

    The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No,
    Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe

    This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

    Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare

    Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
    anywhere in the world?'

    The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,
    there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'


    The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
    the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting.....

    'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

    'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'




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  2. Dickgshot

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    One of your best.
     
  3. 3dram8

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    The Seven Dwarfs were down in the mine one day and used a bit too much dynamite causing a cave-in where they were working. A search and rescue party hurried down to the cave-in location to look and listen for any survivors. A voice was heard coming from inside the pile of rubble saying, "Vote for Obama! Vote for Obama!" One member of the rescue party said, "Well it sounds like Dopey survived...." .....Rick
     
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