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How about a little humor? No brth cert, joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 28, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Ear Infection

    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    A 85-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

    The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or somethingelse and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private..'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!
     
  2. birdtracker

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    now thats funny! I don't care who you are!!! Birdtracker
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Bulge you need to seek help LMAO
     
  4. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    Bruce, you just figured that out? I don't know where Bulger finds them, but they just keep coming. Thank goodness somebody gives us something to laugh at now and then. Thank you Bulger from Bob ;)
     
  5. oldgahchamp

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    Someone on the Jay Leno show a few weeks ago said that if you want to have fun at the Drug Store, buy a box of Condoms and when the cashier is ringing up the sale ask her; "where is the fitting room"?
     
  6. The Stive

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    Funny very funny. Thanks John
     
  7. Bruce Specht

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    Bob, I figure it out long ago but I enjoy reminding him of that fact every chance I get.
     
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