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Hope in 2012 : Best Candidate

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 28, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    With this platform, lets elect him! This is my kind of Presidenty

    Bill Cosby has a great way of distilling things. Looks like he's done it again!

    I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

    I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

    (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

    (3) If imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it..

    (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it..

    (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

    (7) Professional Athletes--Steroids.. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

    (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat.. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

    (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes.. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

    (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

    (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes


    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

    Bulge.
     
  2. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Gonna be a lot of one handed politicians in D.C.

    HM
     
  3. ccridr

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    You have my vote
     
  4. PerazziBigBore

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  5. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

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    I can live with those rules!!! John Ertel
     
  6. jimrich60

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    The only "rule" I would disagree with is number 4. As a retired military officer, I don't need to be told some need is "mandatory" or required. Just ask for retired military volunteers. You will be overwhelmed with the number heading south for the border. Do we get to take the arms of our choice?

    Jim R
     
  7. Singleshot

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    Cute, but nothing Bill Cosby wrote. Somebody posted it somewhere and used his name to get it circulated.
     
  8. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Amen Brother Bulge
     
  9. CharlesK80

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    The best candidate is on TV right now. From the White House. The black guy. From Harvard.

    Who have you got?
     
  10. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Charles, you need new glasses. That's Charlie McCarthy, with a tan, and George Soros's hand in the back slot.

    HM
     
  11. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    Charles, are you referring to that gay lovin baby killer who has spent a million dollars hiding his past history?????????????????????????
     
  12. perazzitms

    perazzitms TS Member

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    Oh please.....

    Sounds good, but be careful what you wish for, esp. about the isolationist policies. Where do you think your tomatoes come from in December? Most of the lumber you see around is imported from Canada. Fords come from Canada, Dodges from Mexico. Better hope your computer or TV or microwave or anything else doesn't break - as parts won't be imported any more. You push the price of a bushel of wheat to $70 for oil, there's a whole hell of a lot of other countries that will gladly bulldoze cities to cash in on your new cash crop - and undercut your price by about $30.

    Like I said, sounds good, but it's the viewpoint of a 3rd grader.
     
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