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Hope I don't get kicked off

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by piranha2, Aug 6, 2008.

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  1. piranha2

    piranha2 TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Irish Prostitute....

    An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
    Upon her return, her father cursed her, 'Where have ye been all this time?
    Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
    understand what ye put yer old mum through?'

    The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff .... dad.... I became a prostitute .'

    'Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
    You're a disgrace to this family.'

    'OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
    coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5
    million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling
    new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a
    membership in the country club...' ... (takes a breath) .... 'and an invitation for ye
    all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera,
    and ....'

    'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says dad.

    Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff.'

    'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
    Come here and give yer old dad a hug!'
  2. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
  3. Chango2

    Chango2 Active Member

    Nov 12, 2007
    That's an oldie: A bittersweet commentary about the strife in our "civilized" world. Thanks for posting.
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Your outa here mister? LOL
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