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Holiday Toasts

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Aug 26, 2010.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    In no time, the Holidays will be upon us. I need a few fresh toasts to impress my family and friends.

    One of my old favorites is the following toast to the Ladies in the audience:

    "Here's to them that do...

    and here's to them that don't.

    And here's to them that say they will...

    and then they won't."

    Who knows, maybe I could use some new material.
     
  2. H82MIS

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    Here's to all the kisses I've snatched,,,,,,,








    and vice versa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  3. recurvyarcher

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    Here's a health to the future;

    A sigh for the past;

    We can love and remember,

    And hope to the last,

    And for all the base lies

    That the almanacs hold

    While there's love in the heart,

    We can never grow old.
     
  4. H82MIS

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    AMEN,,,,,,,,,
     
  5. shooterIII

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    Here's to you and

    Here's to me

    If by chance you don't agree

    To hell with you

    Here's to me!
     
  6. Kyle Spieles

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    Here is my all time favorite quote:

    "Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."
     
  7. DENNISMASTROLIA1

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    My Dad told me this one and I have used it many times. "May the beauty on your faces today be surpassed only by your happiness in life---together".
     
  8. WS-1

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    I don't want it to look like I'm playing favorites, but...Curvy, Kyle, and Dennis really contibuted nice, heart warming toasts and I appreciate it. If anybody can think of any more sentimental Holiday type toasts between now and New Year's Eve, please add them on.

    Thanks to all, Kit
     
  9. Mark Lavelle

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    To the fire.
    Not the fire that ignites
    and burns down the chanties.
    But the fire that excites
    and brings down the panties.
     
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