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Hillbilly Striptease

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Hillbilly Striptease

    I now understand what a man's problem is.


    Subject: Hillbilly Striptease:


    Cletus & Billy Bob:

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
    the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
    an old John Deere tractor.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
    the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
    shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
    down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

    Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
    stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
    his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing,
    Billy Bob ?"

    "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously
    embarrassed Billy Bob ..

    "But me'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and
    the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

    (Don't make me come splain this to you!
    Read the last line again, slowly.)
     
  2. hoot619

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    Hell even the wife got a kick out this. Ken
     
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    OUTSTANDING!!
     
  4. hoot619

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    she must be a blonde ? LOL Ken
     
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    Did you read it slowly the second time? If you did I assume you did get it. Bulge.
     
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    Maureen, for some reason I don't think I should have wrote that. I've had the

    the chills now for 2 Nights. Please take the curse off me. LOL Ken U
     
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    still under the weather Maureen. Ken U
     
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