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Hillary's Monument

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jim101, Mar 22, 2008.

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  1. Jim101

    Jim101 Active Member

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    This struck me as kind of funny, So I thought I would share it. Jim


    The Monument


    I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton.


    We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.


    We then decided to erect a statue o f Hillary in the Washington,D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.


    It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.


    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.


    Thank you,


    Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee


    P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far
     
  2. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Good one, Jim!

    Hauxfan!
     
  3. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    I'll second that one!

    ec90t
     
  4. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    TTT for a good one.
     
  5. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now that was funny! Jackie B.
     
  6. dverna

    dverna Active Member

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    Tron will NOT be amused.

    Don
     
  7. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    My dog walked around in a circle about three times, then built his own monument to Hillary.

    I scolded him for wasting all that expensive dog food on her, but all is forgiven now!

    Danny
     
  8. BustClays

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    White Flyer should honor her with a special edition clay bird with her likeness imprinted in the dome. Pull.....Bang!

    bustclays
     
  9. jackmitch

    jackmitch TS Member

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    waterhouselake that was fun.jackmitch
     
  10. Shooting Coach

    Shooting Coach Well-Known Member

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    What more can be said? LOL
     
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