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Here's Why The Queen Was Cool to Bush

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by southpark, May 15, 2007.

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  1. southpark

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    Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President
    Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to cheering Britons.
    All is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most
    horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
    The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries do their best to ignore the incident.
    The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
    regrets... I am sure you understand there are some
    things that even a Queen cannot control."
    George Bush, always trying to be Presidential, replies: "Your
    Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.
    Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
     
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    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    George Bush was getting a shave in the chair next to Bill Clinton.<br>
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    The barber working on Clinton finishes and asks if he'd like some aftershave, to which Bill replies, "No! I don't want my wife thinking I've been in a whore house!"<br>
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    Bush says, "go ahead and put some on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like"
     
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