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Here's my insurance plan

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Jim Porter, Feb 23, 2009.

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  1. Jim Porter

    Jim Porter Well-Known Member

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    Here

    I was asked for an insurance plan after I dropped shot prices. Here it is. One dollar a week of every CITIZEN of the US if we include soon to be citizens, you know those who are legally challenged, it will be $1.50. Covers everything from hangnails to death benefits. Only catch is that everybody has to get sick or die at the same time.
    Here are a few other ideas that will fix trouble spots at no cost to you. #1&2-Feed the homeless to the hungry. 3-Subsidize housing around airports to the hearing impared and #4 (my favorite) Let the Jahovas Witness deliver the mail. There coming anyway and nothing stops them.
    You may see my name on the independant ticket in four years and I should win simply because we won't have any money left to spend and my platform won't cost anything.
     
  2. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    I love it when a plan comes together........You show great foresight....... ;)

    Go for it!

    Hauxfan!
     
  3. Jim Porter

    Jim Porter Well-Known Member

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    I forgot one. Why didn't the government get the oil companies to bail out the auto industry? They have a vested interest and the 18bil would only be about the profits for one quarter. Your tax dollar would not be committed. Then if the oil people REALLY want a more fuel effecient car as they say, they could positively influence the out come.
     
  4. Sgt. Mike

    Sgt. Mike TS Member

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    Jim,

    Don't even think about running in 4 years. You're much too smart and much too logical to make a "good politician" if such a "thing" exists. I'll vote for you. Michael
     
  5. Setterman

    Setterman Well-Known Member

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    How about having all captured illegal aliens dig a deep moat between the US and Mexico? Of course we want them on the south side when it's filled with Gators.
     
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