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Health care in 2010....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    in 2010

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?"
    "Mrs. Sanders, please."
    "Speaking."
    "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
    "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
    "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
    "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
     
  2. Shotgun Specialties

    Shotgun Specialties Active Member

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    Dad does that to me all of the time......
    Bob, all of the female chocolate labs have turned out to be show quality and will be sold to show homes (Professional Breeders and Handlers)not to say that your home is'nt show quality. We're doing a repeat breeding and will see you in Missouri. Have a uneventfull trip, Doug
     
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