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He ate the guy's face!!! Where is my Zombie Gun!!!

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  1. vpr80

    vpr80 Active Member

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    He ate the guy

    I always got a little laugh from people building ridiculous looking "zombie guns" with lights, optics, etc. I mean come on, the world is not really ending and zombies are not really attacking. Well the joke's on me!

    Apparently, the drug-partaking part of our society has ingeniously found new drugs that turn them into ACTUAL FREAKING ZOMBIES!!! Who knew!!!

    Excuse me while I go build up my AR, shotgun, grenade launcher combo!

    PS - Bonus points for pictures of the most unique zombie guns :)
     
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    Mindless people just moving around with no purpose or direction, eating the first free meal that comes along. Hmmmmm? . . . sounds like today's youth and welfare recipients.

    Zombie gun of choice: Silenced 22LR with subsonic ammo. A zombie might hear the rifling marks on the bullet cutting through the air just before impact with its skull, but its buddies won't hear me.

    John
     
  4. vpr80

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    22?!? You must be joking. This recent specimen took several shots of what I assume is 9mm or 40 S&W before going down. A subsonic 22 will just piss him off.
     
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    Shoot them in the head and a .22 makes them dead
     
  6. vpr80

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    I tell ya people, we're in deep shit here. Time to arm up!!!!
     
  7. SeldomShoots

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    vpr80, does the article say where the face eater was shot?

    I think cops are trained to go for center mass, and some of them get so jumpy when there is gun play that they miss way more than they hit. I still crack up at the number of shots fired by police with no hits during the Kehoe brothers stop in Ohio.

    John
     
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    My heart pumps and I get excited when I shoot at game and do get nervous, but I still rarely miss. How can cops who get paid to shoot and pratice miss so much?? OH WAIT, it's because they are using the short barrel pistols.
     
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    No one said the cop missed. He shot once then paused. The zombie continued to feast and growl so the cop fired again several times to end it for good.
     
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    vpr, if you don't want to become a zombie manwich, go for the head shot. At least you have the chance of blowing off its lower jaw, knocking out its teeth. But then you might get gummed to death. ewwwwwwww!

    John
     
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    It was reported that Rudy Eugene was a Muslim convert.
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    Miami Vacation Ad: Send more tourists...the last ones were delicious....

    Was the victim of Cuban descent??? Reason I'm asking is because like Lays tater chips...Nobody can eat just Juan ; )
     
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    See above, thats where the bodies were thrown after the shooting so the folks driving by wouldnt see it, the cop fired one shot into his back a few feet away, he tried to drag him away after the first shot, couldnt, so he shot again.
     
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    Luvs2shoot, quote: <i>":Zombie gun of choice: Silenced 22LR with subsonic ammo. A zombie might hear the rifling marks on the bullet cutting through the air just before impact with its skull, but its buddies won't hear me."</i>

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    Bingo!

    Also works good for varmints too.
     
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    Brian, I have only 2 words that come to mind looking at your pics and choices: "BOO YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". I don't think you will be on the menu.


    TM251, at least he was being a good muslim and not eating pork. It looks as though he chose another "white" meat.
     
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    Wait until next fall. More toys are coming. Waiting on the tax stamps.
     
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    Posthumous Darwin Award for the late cannibalistic nitwit. Public Service Award for the law enforcement officer. No Show Award for Jesse Jackass and Al "Big Bray" Sharpton.

    Don Beene
     
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    I have silencer envy. John
     
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    I am a stamp collector also.
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