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HAPPY ST PADDYS

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by slayer, Mar 17, 2013.

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  1. slayer

    slayer Well-Known Member

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    To me this is the first holiday of the year! I used to march in the parade in Bay City MI when I was in high school. I used to join in the unending revelry when I lived in the Bay City area. Now it's good enough to enjoy some corned beef [and maybe a spot of Jamesons]. Happy St Patricks day to all of my irish brethren! [and the rest of you] Bill in northern MI
     
  2. bigbore613

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    May you be in Heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead !! Jeff
     
  3. skeetfield

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    Went to early mass this morning and Msgr. Flannigan had the early mass today. Your sure did know it was St. Patrick's day with his Irish accent, in fact some times a little hard to understand. Came home to C Beef, cabbage, potatoes and carrots. Cherry cobbler in the oven. Just a real nice St. Patrick's day for real Irish. (The rest of you are just jealous) You know the world would be a sad place with out us Irish. You all have a good day.
     
  4. rpeerless

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    You don't have to be Irish to celebrate the spirit of Saint Patrick and the fact that he drove all the harmful snakes out of Ireland. Glad his spirit is alive here in the US.
    Yes, bring on the corned beef, cabbage, green beer, green bagels, and green layer cake. I choose to celebrate with you 100%.
     
  5. Catpower

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    Ain't Irish, my wife is and I gorged myself on corned beef and cabbage, kind of wish I would have quit sooner


    Nah
     
  6. rpeerless

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jvbnXlJV0H0
     
  7. bigbore613

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    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
    looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
    His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
    his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

    "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean,
    "He couldn't do that to you,
    he must have had something in his hand."

    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
    and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
    didn't you have something in your hand?"

    That I did," said Paddy.
    "Mrs. O'Conner's right breast, and a thing of
    beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
     
  8. bigbore613

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    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
    is driving home from the city one night and,
    of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

    A cop pulls him over.

    " So," says the cop to the driver,
    where have ya been?"
    "Why, I've been to the pub of course,"
    slurs the drunk.

    " Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
    a few to drink this evening."
    "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
    folding his arms across his chest,
    "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

    " Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
    "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
     
  9. bigbore613

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    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
    enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

    The Priest coughs a few times to get his
    attention but the drunk continues to sit there

    Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

    The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
    there's no paper on this side either!"
     
  10. shootlow

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    Good ones, Jimmy O'Holton.
     
  11. grnberetcj

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    God created alcohol to keep the Irish from ruling the world.....

    Curt
     
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