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Hammering Harry & The 12 Days of Christmas

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by jimbob, Dec 18, 2007.

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  1. jimbob

    jimbob TS Member

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    The Twelve Days of Christmas With Hammering Harry

    The First day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…A Sporran!

    On the Second day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me… A nice pair of low hanging grapefruit!...And a daamn Sporran!

    On the Third day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Three Elves a dancing, <a href=http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1185964804>Click Here</A> A nice pair of low hanging grapefruit!...And a daa,amn Sporran!

    On the Fourth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The pair of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daa,aamn Sporran!

    On the Fifth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The pair of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daa,aaamn Sporran!

    On the Sixth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Six blooper reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The pair of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaa,aaamn Sporran!

    On the Seventh day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six blooper reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The pair of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaa,aaaamn Sporran!

    On the Eighth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Eight blue hair pin-up calendars, Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six blooper reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The rack of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaaa,aaaamn Sporran!

    On the Nineth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Nine HtH hats, Eight Florida blue hair pin-up calendars, Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six blooper reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The rack of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaaa,aaaaamn Sporran!

    On the Tenth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Ten HtH towels, Nine HtH hats, Eight Florida blue hair pin-up calendars, Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six Harry reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The rack of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaaaa,aaaaamn Sporran!

    On the Eleventh day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…Eleven custom HtH leather thongs, Ten HtH towels, Nine HtH hats, Eight Florida blue hair pin-up calendars, Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six Harry reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The rack of low hanging grapefruit! ...And a daaaaa,aaaaaamn Sporran!

    On the Twelfth day of Christmas, Our fearless leader sent to me…TWELVE DIM BULBS!!! Eleven HtH thongs…extra starch, Ten HtH towels, Nine HtH hats, Eight Florida blue hair tart calendars, Seven days of one legged skeet lessons, Six blooper reloads, FIVE ONCE FIRED PRIMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Four rusty 90-T springs, Three Elves a dancing, The rack of low hanging grapefruit! ...And that daaaaaa,aaaaaamn Sporran!

    On the thirteenth day of Christmas…whoops, out of days….well, at least the “Hammer” could have paid the postage. He sent all this crap C.O.D. …Squeek!

    For the Hammer, one of Iowa’s finest. Sincerely, Delmarr Orthbuckle Sgt. of Swashbuckling HtH Fan club.

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  2. Gold E

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    Mr. Hammer,

    You have some cool Friends!
     
  3. lju

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    Dear Mr Hammer, you can come on back to Ioway now. I got rid of the "little" FJ Cruiser and got a new truck. So that means no excuses, be back here by May for the US Open in Sparta, we got plenty of room again. I bet we can even fit in a case or 2 of HtH hats and towels.

    All kidding aside, you and Linda have a Merry Christmas! (I hope the twins will get you something real nice.)

    lju
     
  4. butch's90t

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    Good Grief! I thought you were working overtime for the government. That's a crock, you ain't doing nuthin except wasting time on the 'puter. I went to a flea market down here and got sporrans for you and Ed. I'm gonna wrap them around your freakin' necks when it gets warm enough to make it back home.

    Gold E please don't feed the trolls, they just slobber more.

    Bubba you've got to be kidding! You didn't keep that Tojo thingy for 6 months, proud of ya. What did you end up with, a real truck (Ford)or another Country Cadillac? HarryC.
     
  5. j l c

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    WOW!! I think you have riled THE HAMMER. I am sure glad that I am behaving myself. Merry Christmas Linda and Harry.
    See all you members and friends Saturday the 22nd. Crank
     
  6. Go Illini

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    Go "Hammer", get it up for christmas!!
     
  7. Go Illini

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    Go "Hammer", get it up for christmas!!
     
  8. lju

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    You guys have been pretty quiet, what's the matter, too much turkey, cat got your tongue, it's just not natural...

    I hope everyone is ok, let's hear from you.

    lju
     
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