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GUYS I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by JUAN23, Apr 17, 2007.

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  1. JUAN23

    JUAN23 Member

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    I've suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look for her friends to drop her off coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't with any of her friends?

    I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. She is one of the most important things in my life! I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

    I decided that I was going to park my Suburban next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind the Suburban, that I noticed the rear end cover on the axle assembly leaking a little oil.

    Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    What ya'll think ?
     
  2. trappermike

    trappermike Well-Known Member

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    It may be the dealer she is doing. Take it back and tell him to fix it for free or you will tell his wife.
     
  3. hmb

    hmb Well-Known Member

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    Juan23, you may take your place at the head of the class. HMB
     
  4. Rollin Oswald

    Rollin Oswald Active Member

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    Well done!

    Rollin
     
  5. joshif

    joshif TS Member

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    Oh, What You said!!!!!!!!!!!! You're FIRED!
     
  6. Jim101

    Jim101 Active Member

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    Good story Juan23. Now are you gonna fess up and tell us where you found it. I've seen it before on the net.




    Jim
     
  7. Steve L.

    Steve L. Member

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    Juan, Don't worry just go buy a new gun! She will never know.
     
  8. berettaman7

    berettaman7 TS Member

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    You should really get that rear end fixed, before someone else does, the SuburbanĀ“s I mean.

    Berettaman7
     
  9. Quack Shot

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    Have the wife fix it and then toss her out on the street next to Imus!
     
  10. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    I'd ask her to fix it
     
  11. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    I'd ask her to fix it
     
  12. FarmerD

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    Interesting what is called obscene and what isn't on this site. I had a thread pulled because it was supposedly obscene and it wasn't as explicit as this one. I guess it's who you blow not who you know. FD

    That said I thought this was a good one Juan.
     
  13. snglfoot

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    I'll shoot with you,,,but you'll have to shoot from the 20 yd. line,,I'll most likely still be there when I reach Heaven.
     
  14. tgun90

    tgun90 TS Member

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    On the other hand you could have bein working on the oil leak when you looked out and saw her getting her rearend worked on.
     
  15. whiz white

    whiz white Strong Supporter of Trapshooting Banned

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    You are lucky - you CAN fix the leak!

    Hire a PI for the other... you MAY need the evidence to protect your assets.

    IMHO.

    WW
     
  16. Bluzman98

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    That was good. Made me laugh.....good job.

    Jim C
     
  17. Pull & Mark

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    Good form, I never saw it coming. Jeff
     
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