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Gun store owner got me but good!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by senior smoke, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Hello:
    For a good # of years I have gone to a particular gun shop. I got to know the owner as I often look over his guns that are being offered for sale. Afterwards, We often talk and shoot the breeze.

    Recently, with a real serious face, he asked me this. Steve, I am going to ask you a question, and all I ask is that you tell me the truth on what you would do if this happened to you.

    Last night, I had a dream that I was suddenly standing in the woods with my pants and underwear down to my ankles. My knees were scratched up and bloody, and a condom was hanging out of my a--.

    If this happened to you, would you tell anyone? I thought for a moment and said, probably not.

    He then proceeded to ask me if I'd like to go camping with him this weekend?

    Steve Balistreri
     
  2. blizzard

    blizzard Active Member

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    Well, are you going?
     
  3. Redbone311

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    No, he didn't go camping. But they did go for a walk in the woods. LOL
     
  4. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    I think I would change gun stores LOL
     
  5. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    ROFLMAO!!!

    Good one Steve!

    Two guys in the woods, huh?

    abstract,art,black,,,white,duo,men,photography-5e51041cd106060d0dc7e87bd7f66a10_h.jpg

    Hauxfan!
     
  6. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    I do not go camping!
    Steve
     
  7. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    I called my nephew and asked him what ROFLMAO meant? He said rolling on floor laughing. I must be dumb, as I have no idea what all these initials mean. Recently, I found out what LOL meant.
    Steve
     
  8. gunut54

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    He goes for long walks in underwood parkway.....
     
  9. senior smoke

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    gunut54: I drove through there the other day. Told my wife, safest park in Milwaukee county to walk or jog in for a woman.
    Steve
     
  10. stokinpls

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    Is his name Frank Barney?

    Bob Falfa
     
  11. crusha

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    Senior Smoke,


    Do you have Prince Albert in a can?


    buzz
     
  12. cnsane

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    Go back and ask your gunstore owner if he has ever witnessed two men having sex. When he says 'No', tell him that means he must have been the one in the front.

    After my cat barking joke, this ought to really put sand in some cracks.
     
  13. hmb

    hmb Well-Known Member

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    Can somebody please delete this thread. HMB
     
  14. blizzard

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    If you can see both of the doctors hands when he does your prostate exam, get a different doctor.
     
  15. W.P.T.

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    Don't bend over when you are in that guys gun shop ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  16. shannon391

    shannon391 Active Member

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    That's old as the hills but still gross...
     
  17. cnsane

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    Gahhh,,, someone stole two of my jokes
     
  18. fssberson

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    Do you have pet sheep? Bah! Fred
     
  19. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Some of your responses are funnier than the guy asking me if I want to go camping.
    Steve
     
  20. oz

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    jamacian proctologist....poki mon
     
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