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Gun humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by porky, Jul 9, 2012.

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  1. porky

    porky TS Member

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    A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' He promptly replied, 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

    Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

    I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
     
  2. charleyj10

    charleyj10 TS Member

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    I like this!

    Charlie
     
  3. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Lady says you are equipped to be a murderer to which he replys "You are equipped to be a prostitute arent You? LOL Jeff
     
  4. cle

    cle Member

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    I carry a gun.............. 'cause a policeman is too heavy.
     
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