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Grandfathers?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by g7777777, Dec 21, 2007.

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  1. g7777777

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    AN OLD MAN WAS GROCERY SHOPPING WITH HIS GRANDSON. THE TODDLER WAS
    > CRYING AND AT TIMES SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.
    > AS THE OLD GENTLEMAN WALKED UP AND DOWN THE AISLES, PEOPLE COULD
    > HEAR HIM SPEAKING IN A SOFT VOICE...
    > "WE ARE ALMOST DONE, ALBERT... TRY NOT TO CRY, ALBERT... LIFE WILL
    > GET BETTER, ALBERT..."
    > AS HE APPROACHED THE CHECKOUT STAND, HE CAREFULLY BRUSHED THE
    > TODDLER'S TEARS FROM HIS EYES AND SAID AGAIN,
    > "TRY NOT TO CRY, ALBERT... WE WILL BE HOME SOON, ALBERT..."
    > AS HE WAS PAYING THE CASHIER, THE TODDLER CONTINUED TO CRY AS A
    > YOUNG WOMAN IN LINE BEHIND HIM SAID, "SIR, I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL
    > HOW SWEET YOU ARE BEING TO YOUR LITTLE ALBERT."
    > THE OLD GENTLEMAN BLINKED HIS EYES A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE
    > SAYING,
    > MY GRANDSON'S NAME IS JOHN..........I'M ALBERT...........
     
  2. lumper

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    Is Albert also a Prince? If he is couldn't he just climb back into the can and avoid the screaming brat?
     
  3. nukinfuts

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    Come on Lump? You can do better than that?...Nuc
     
  4. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    If Albert were a "Prince", he'd be wearing tights (probably fuschia) and could be located shooting skeet...

    Curt
     
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