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Good Clean Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Mar 5, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    The Husband Store


    A store that
    sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to
    choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
    of how the store operates:

    You may
    visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the
    products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
    to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
    the building!

    So, a woman
    goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign
    on the door reads:


    Floor
    1 - These men Have Jobs.


    She is
    intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
    reads:


    Floor
    2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


    'That's
    nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


    So she
    continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


    Floor
    3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
    Looking.


    'Wow,' she
    thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes
    to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor
    4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
    and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can
    hardly stand it!'


    Still, she
    goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor & lt; BR>5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


    She is so
    tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
    reads:


    Floor
    6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    PLEASE
    NOTE:

    To avoid
    gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just
    across the street.


    The first
    floor has wives that love sex..


    The second
    floor has wives that love sex and have money and
    like beer.


    The third,
    fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
     
  2. RickN

    RickN Well-Known Member

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    Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
    The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.


    'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.

    'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

    The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him.....





    Sum Ting Wong
     
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