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gonna vote for Hillary or Obama

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by 4andy10, Nov 28, 2007.

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  1. 4andy10

    4andy10 Member

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    After much thought I've decided to vote for them should they run together. Maybe even separate just as soon as each of them gives me 22 billion dollars to spend on pizza and a krieghoffs, nukes Iran and Iraq, kicks all illegal aliens out of this country,ends all free trade agreements and we all have the same free health care our politians enjoy now,makes owning a firearm mandatory for everyone only exceptions would be if convicted of a crime,sex offender,or crazy as a ding bat. Oh yeah, almost forgot Just as Hell Freezes Over!! is when I'm voting for em. anyone share my thoughts on this? To many Stipulations or to Few?
    Keith
     
  2. crusha

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    Keith,

    You forgot dropping a low-yield nuclear bomb on every Chinese city.


    That would do it for me. I'd even wear an Obama hat.
     
  3. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget assassinate Kim too.
     
  4. Hipshot 3

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    Keith......Please change your medication!
     
  5. Jerbear

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    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck and killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

    About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop
     
  6. AJ100

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    Hillary figured she could make some political hay if she took her daughter along on the stump this last Veterans Day. She decided to vist a local rally for some of the young troops that had come home from overseas.

    She spotted a young Marine standing next to the flag and thought that it would make a great picture for the press. She took Chelsea over to the Marine in hopes she would get a smile out of him and it would look like she LOVED our military. The three of them standing next to our flag and all.

    Well Chelsea makes a big deal about how handsome he looks in his dress uniform and asks him where he is from and how long he has been home and the rest of the clinton BS. Hillary tells her to ask him about all the medals on his chest.

    My goodness you have a lot of awards there.

    Yes mam, I mean miss.

    I'll bet you did a lot of great thing protecting our country over there.

    Just doing my job miss.

    No really, you had to be very brave to win all thos medals.

    Not at all miss, some of my buddies did things that you wouldn't belive to help one another.

    I would imagine that you were pretty scared over there huh?

    Over there? No, not really. I'm more scared over here than when I was over there.

    WOW, what could scare a fine young Marine like you?

    Only three things scare me in this life miss.

    Really what ever could they be to scare a big strong Marine like yourself?

    Well, One, Osama. Two, Obama, and the worst fear of all, YOUR MOMMA.

    AJ100
     
  7. AJ100

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    Jerber, I liked yours a lot better. I'm stealing it for work tomorrow.

    AJ100
     
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