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Golfing Nun

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  1. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks
    down into a chair. She
    lets out a sigh heavy with frustration."What troubles
    you, Sister?" asks
    the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you
    spent with your
    family."It was," sighed the Sister. "And I
    went to play golf with my
    brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know
    I was quite a
    talented golfer before I devoted my life to
    Christ.""I seem to recall
    that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it
    your day of recreation was
    not relaxing?" "Far from it," snorted the
    Sister. "In fact, I even took the
    Lord's name in vain today!""Goodness,
    Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior,
    astonished. "You must tell me all about
    it!""Well, we were on the fifth
    tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540 yard Par 5,
    with a nasty
    dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my
    life. I creamed
    it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying
    straight and true,
    right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in
    mid-flight not 100
    yards off the tee!""Oh my!" commiserated
    the Mother. "How unfortunate!
    But surely that didn't make you blaspheme,
    Sister!""No, that wasn't it,"
    admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom
    what had happened,
    this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs
    off down the
    fairway!""Oh, that would have made me
    blaspheme!" sympathized Mother."But I
    didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister.
    "And I was so proud of myself!
    And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from
    God, this hawk
    swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off,
    with my ball
    still clutched in his paws!""So that's when
    you cursed," said the Mother
    with a knowing smile."Nope, that wasn't it
    either," cried the Sister,
    anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of
    sight, the squirrel
    started struggling, and the hawkdropped him right there on
    the green, an d
    the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18
    inches from the
    cup!"Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her
    arms across her
    chest, fixed the sister with a baleful stare and said...
    "You missed the
    f---ing putt, didn't you?"
     
  2. trpshtr2001

    trpshtr2001 TS Member

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    Good one buzz
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    That was great. Mike
     
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    You got me smiling good one
     
  5. 100after9

    100after9 TS Member

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    Sweet my sons all play golf.... They loved it too!!!!!
     
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