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golf anyone? (Try to laugh)

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jerbear, Oct 30, 2008.

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  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Dear Friends,

    Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2
    years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of
    the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends
    and family to assist.

    I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader
    valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my
    years of experience. The book is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply
    replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info.

    Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover __ American Express

    Card # __________________________ Exp. Date _______________

    Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!


    Table of Contents:

    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from
    the Tee

    Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see
    Chapter 8)

    Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

    Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

    Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

    Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

    Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

    Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

    Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

    Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

    Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

    Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

    Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

    Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

    Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

    Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

    Chapter 18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."

    Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
    Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the

    I enjoyed the laugh, hope you did too. Jerbear
  2. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    You're obviously a golfer!! I loved it. Thanks, Bob
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