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Getting a building permit.**** Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Aug 10, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    My Building Permit:

    I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.

    It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
    at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside
    entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and
    I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

    The City laughed and told me to go to h_ _ _.

    I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a
    Mosque.

    Work starts on Monday.
     
  2. bill1949

    bill1949 Well-Known Member

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    Guy on Fox last night was talking about opening a Gay bar next to that Mosque. Don't know if he was joking or not but I'd like to see it happen...Bill
     
  3. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Yeah, a Gay Bar on one side and a Titty Bar on the other .
     
  4. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

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    I think an all pork delicatessen BBQing all day with wind fans directed directly at the SOB, playing loud Cajun musis all the times the sob's meet there added to the two ideas above.


    Why do we tippy toe around these sum bitches? If you adhere to the Koran then you must hate my guts and every other person that is not muslime, and want us dead.

    I think a tanker of pig and hog blood drained on the proposed build site with the entrails of say 200 head of hogs added, would probably take care of this crap.

    We ain't played Cowboys and Muslims in the USA yet!
     
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