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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by chessney, Mar 12, 2007.

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  1. chessney

    chessney TS Member

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    The population of this country is 300 million.
    160 million are retired.
    That leaves 140 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 15 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces
    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me

    And there you are,

    sitting on your ass,

    at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice
     
  2. lumper

    lumper TS Member

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    Aint you ever heard of illegal aliens? Thats who are doing my work so I can sit here and read jokes on the computer.

    I figure for the amount of them I have working and for what they are being paid I can work the crap out 1 of them to normally do what 5 Americans might do and all 5 of them are paid toghether are paid in a months time 1/2 of what that one American would cost me in a week.

    Yep ... time to get to work ... WOW ... I forgot what work was like, I'll just hire another one to take care of my coffee as well now.
     
  3. Annie Get Your Gun

    Annie Get Your Gun Member

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    Chessney, too funny! I am just sitting here working wishing I was NOT working! BS.com is my break!
     
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