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George Carlin On Gas Problem

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Ron Frazier, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. Ron Frazier

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    George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline





    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....


    The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!




    That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....




    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....




    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

    Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

    Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....




    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .




    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....




    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

    Problem solved.....
     
  2. Neil Winston

    Neil Winston Well-Known Member

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    Ron, I know you are younger than many here, but you have to start getting rid of that trusting attitude as soon as possible.


    Neil
     
  3. Neil Winston

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    HD, George Carlin didn't say it . . .

    Neil
     
  4. Ron Frazier

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    Thanks Neil,

    I will work on being more cynical (sp.)as well as my shooting!

    By the way, thank you for your leadership in the ATA. I'm sure that none of us have any idea how much work it requires. Just want you to know that it is appreciated.

    Ron
     
  5. Neil Winston

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    Thanks, Ron, and if I were more confident about the spelling of "cynical" that's the word I would have used.

    Neil
     
  6. ivanhoe

    ivanhoe Well-Known Member

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    All I can say is I don't know who said it but I think he should be running for office.

    Bob Lawless
     
  7. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    1/3 are female, and 1/3 are kids. What do you do with them. Get real.
     
  8. code5coupe

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    It's JOKE, shot410ga....a joke.
    Get real?? That's pretty funny in itself.
     
  9. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    shot410, how about you go to the hospital and donate about ten thousand or so to defray the hospital costs for these people that get a free ride on our back?

    Then when you leave there, go to the local school board and give them another ten thousand to help them with the overload they experience form these cockroaches.

    I'm sure you won't mind. After all, they just want a better life. help them out. And when you get it all fixed go see Oprah, she has some Africans that need a boost too.

    HM
     
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