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Funniest Movie Line Ever???

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  1. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Funniest Movie Line Ever.

    Hauxfan!
     
  2. Tripod

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    Tom Arnold in true lies describing a woman "she has t#@ts out to here and an a$$ like a cub scout".
     
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    One of my favorite scenes is from Butch Cassidy when he kicks the guy in the crotch who had proclaimed that he was taking over as leader of the gang.
     
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    From Python's "Holy Grail"

    "He must be a king"

    "How can you tell?"

    "Well, he hasn't gotten s#!t all over him."

    Fowlgunner
     
  5. Porcupine

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    This one's my favorite!
     
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    How about John Candy in "Space Balls" when someone asks his name and says "Barf",, No,,, I mean your whole name,,"Barftholomew",,,
     
  7. Too Bad

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    "We don't need no stinking badges" from Blazing Saddles tonight in AMC. Blazing Saddles 35th anaversary show.

    Richard Luckett
     
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    "Who's on first?"

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    Blazing saddles was one of the funniest classic movies of all time. Just pick any of the lines you like. Mongo like candy "pause" BOOM. Break-em all. Jeff
     
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    Chevy Chase in 'Caddyshack' to Bill Murray. "With my lips?"
     
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    Buehler....., Buehler....., Buehler.....?

    bustclays
     
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    Pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
     
  13. Frank C

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    OK, this is a variation of a movie "line"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ_roB9j_B4
     
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    Ok, always loved this one. John Wayne playing Cole Thornton in the movie El Dorado to James Caan playing Mississippi aka. Alan Bodillion Trahearn. Caans character has just fired both barrels of a sawed off pistol sized side by side at a wounded and fleeing character running past. He missed the guy but hit a sign hanging overhead which in turn fell and hit the man and knocked him down for a minute. As he escaped Wayne and Robert Mitchum as J.P. Harrah the sheriff come running up and Wayne asks? "did you get him????" Caan responds: "well yes and no, I hit the sign and the sign hit him!" Wayne responds: "Well just great!" and Caan says: "Well he was limping when he left here...." and Wayne in disgust says: "Oh hell he was limping when he got here......."

    I love that scene......
     
  15. Michael Jobe

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    A lot of good ones in the movie "The Way of The Gun". My favorite, "When I see God, I'm going to tell him I was framed".

    ~Michael
     
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    Porcupine,

    That is also my favorite, from Young Frankenstein!

    Next is the line from "As Good As It Gets." Audio clip above.

    Danny
     
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    "Yeeeee-hah" yelled by "King" Kong (Slim Pickens) as he rode the nuclear device down, waving his cowboy hat while the background music blared Vera Lynn's "We'll Meet Again", from the movie, "Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb".
     
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    Blazing Saddles is a treasure trove of lines but one of my favorites,
    "Mongo just a pawn in the game of life." And of course, anything by Slim Pickens.

    Which reminds me, Slim Pickens in the original Getaway. Slim is driving this beat up old pickup truck across some small Mexican border crossing. In the back is a bunch of junk, boards, a broken toilet, some iron pipe. The guard asks, "Anything to declare?" Slim says, "Building Supplies". LMAO. It was especially funny to me because I grew up on the Mexican border. Not much has changed. gyrine
     
  19. hunter870

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    "Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!" from Little Shop of Horrors

    "Scuse me, while I whip this out!" from Blazing Saddles

    and

    "Now, you've got a corpse, in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."

    I've got another half dozen favorite hysterical quotes from Pulp Fiction. I just can't repeat them in a public forum!
     
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    not off a movie but anytime I ever heard

    Ward wern't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?

    Just has to bring a smile to your face!
     
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