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Funeral Arrangements- Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by CharlieAMA, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. CharlieAMA

    CharlieAMA TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Jan 29, 1998
    God's Country
    A man took his family to Isreal for a weeks vacation. While walking the streets of Jerusalem one day, his mother-in-law fell over from a massive heart attack, and died.

    At the funeral home, the Jewish funeral director told the man that he had two choices.

    'First choice is, that I can bury her outside of town, with a small service, for $500.'

    'Second choice is, I can arrange a military transport plane to fly her back to the states, and you can take care of the arrangements yourself. The transport will cost you $5000.

    The man thought for a second or two, and said,'I'll take the military transport'.

    The funeral director said,'Why would you spend so much money for your mother-in-law?'

    The man replied,' 2013 years ago, you buried a man, and he rose on the third day. I can not take that chance with my mother-in-law.'

    Thus endeth the lesson.
  2. Straight50

    Straight50 Member

    Sep 18, 2011
    Nice one Charlie!