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From my friend the attorney- Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by porky, Sep 13, 2012.

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  1. porky

    porky TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    From my friend…the attorney

    Drinking and driving.

    I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

    As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social sessions over the years.
    A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.

    Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home.

    Sure enough I passed a police road block but because it was a taxi, they waved it past.

    I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it.
  2. chemist

    chemist Member

    Nov 19, 2007
    lawyer joke:

    where do vampires go to college to learn the art of blood sucking?

    answer; Law school
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