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Friday's Joke

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BMC, Mar 30, 2007.

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  1. BMC

    BMC Member

    Oct 12, 2006
    A Scotish couple decided to go to Lanzarote to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
    So, the husband left Scotland and flew to Lanzarote on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.
    The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.
    Meanwhile...somewhere in Winchester .. a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the message, she screamed and then fainted.
    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I have Arrived!

    Dearest Love, I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.
    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
    PS .. Sure is freaking hot down here!
  2. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman For crying out loud, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York . Act like one!

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