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Friday Humor!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of
    golf. One transferred to another city.. It wasn't the same without him..

    A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking
    about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team
    in college and I was pretty good.. Would you mind if I joined you next

    The three guys looked at each other Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but
    she h ad them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they
    would be starting early -- at 6:30 am.

    He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this may
    be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled
    their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30
    or 6:45."

    She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an eye-opening
    2-under par round. She was fun and pleasant person, and the guys were
    impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited her
    back the next week... She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

    The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she played
    left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still beat them with
    an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally
    amazed, but wondered if she was trying to make them look bad by beating them

    They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to
    be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man
    harboured a burning desire to beat her game..

    The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was 15
    minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady lawyer
    played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.

    The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her
    part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong
    play, they couldn't hold a grudge.

    Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman
    was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and
    finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're
    going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

    The lady blushed, and grinned.. "That's easy," she said.. "When my Dad taught
    me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and
    forth. When I got married in college, I discovered my husband always sleeps
    in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in
    the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his
    you-know-what was pointing to the right , I golfed right-handed; if it was
    pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.

    The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre
    information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointing straight
    up in the air?"

    She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
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