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Friday Humor!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, May 22, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my
    favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
    them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
    England."

    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an
    arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a
    gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
    a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
    into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
    woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
    now she's Speaker of the House
     
  2. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Where's the "punch line",,,,I thought jokes had a punch line and weren't just true stories....
     
  3. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    oohhhhhhhhhhhhh big dog....... hehehehe
     
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