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Friday Humor!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, May 22, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my
    favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
    them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of

    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an
    arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a
    gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
    a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
    into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
    woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
    now she's Speaker of the House
  2. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006
    Where's the "punch line",,,,I thought jokes had a punch line and weren't just true stories....
  3. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2007
    oohhhhhhhhhhhhh big dog....... hehehehe
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