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  1. Haskins Bill

    Haskins Bill TS Member

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    Biology Quiz


    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
    last question was 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The
    question was worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However,
    he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3) It is always the right temperature.
    4) It is inexpensive.
    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

    He got an A.
     
  2. CharlieAMA

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    That's a good one.
     
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    Should be a warning on this thread. " WARNING!!! do not have your mouth full of anything when you open this." Gotta get a towel to clean my screen now. Hahahahahaha
     
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    LMAO that was a good one.
     
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