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  1. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    Priest and Rabbi sitting next to each other on a plane flight from Miami to Boston...

    Priest: Rabbi, is is still law that Jews refrain from eating pork?

    Rabbi: Yes

    Priest: Have you ever given in to temptation and eaten pork?

    Rabbi: Yes, once I broke with my faith and ate a ham sandwich.

    Rabbi to Priest: Is it still a requirement of your faith to be celibate?

    Priest: Yes

    Rabbi: Have you ever been tempted by the flesh and broke with your faith?

    Priest: Yes, once I did.

    Rabbi thought for a minute, then said: "Beats the Sh!t out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"



    PS: Sorry David, please forgive me...milt
     
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