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Friday Funny (a day early)

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by AveragEd, Mar 27, 2008.

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  1. AveragEd

    AveragEd Well-Known Member

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    My daughter forwared this one to me from her office:

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.
     
  2. ks5shooter

    ks5shooter Member

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    Why doesnt Mexico send a team to the olympics? Because anyone who can run ,jump or swim is already here in the U.S.A.!
     
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