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  1. tj303

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    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty Word or two in it, but
    here is one........

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in The woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech Says to the birch, 'Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
    Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He Replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It Is, however, the best
    piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
     
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