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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by halfmile, Nov 17, 2012.

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  1. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Green Bay Wisconsin
    Four guys are sitting in a car. one from Idaho on from Iowa one from Illinois and one from Wisconsin. the guy from idaho takes a sack of potatoes and throws them out of the car saying "we have so many of these in our state i'm sick of looking at them!" the guy from iowa throws a bag of corn husks out the window saying "i'm so sick of looking at those too." then the Wisconsin guy inspired by the others opens the car door and pushes the guy from Illinois out.

  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Deplorable Bitter Clinger in Liberal La La Land
    Three hunters, a Texan, a Californian, & an Oregonian, are gathered
    around a campfire. The three have been drinking & bragging about the
    virtues of their home states.

    Suddenly, the Texan say "Watch this." He opens a bottle of tequila,
    takes a swig, tosses it in the air, pulls out an ivory handled
    revolver & shoots the bottle cleanly in half.

    "It's a shame to waste that good liquor," the Californian says.

    "It's OK," the Texan replies, "Where I come from, we've got plenty of that."

    Not to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of white
    zinfandel. He pulls off the cork, takes a drink,throws the bottle in the
    air, whips out pistol & blasts the bottle, sending shards of
    glass every where.

    "Shame to waste good wine," the Texan says.

    "It's OK," the Californian says. "We've got plenty of wine in my state."

    At this point, the Oregonian stands up. He pulls out a Henry's, twists off the cap & guzzles the entire beer. He throws the bottle high in the air, grabs his shotgun, empties both barrels into the Californian & neatly catches the bottle. The Texan stands in shock. The Oregonian calmly puts the gun down. "It's
    OK," he says, "We've got plenty of liberals in my state, but this
    bottle is worth a nickel."
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