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For Tron!! How to wash the cat. Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jan 13, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    Humor if you're not the cat


    This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    And run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

    Sincerely,

    The Dog
     
  2. short shucker

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    'buldge,

    You'll surely burn in hell for this one:) Very funny stuff!

    ss
     
  3. chipking

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    Chips kitty says hi.


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  4. WYBOO WOOD

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    Someone finally figured it out!! Hilarious. I've got to send this to my cat lover daughter. Dave Hunt
     
  5. poacherjoe

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    Good one Bulge.But look out for Tron! I am sure he and the cat will retaliate.
     
  6. Bob Hawkes

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    Bulger, How in the heck do you come up with these? It'd better be a big cat or the quick flush could be a problem. LOL--Bob
     
  7. Jim101

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    That one has been floating around the web for a few years. It is funny and will entertain and educate cat owners for many years to come.

    PS. Bob is right about a big cat, I lost a small one.




    Jimmy
     
  8. Tron

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    BB, Kitty says that your a d&%kless carp. He also adds that if you tried that move on him, you wouldn't even make it to the komode and you'd be pulling back two bloody stubs where your hands used to be.

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  9. Auctioneer

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    CHipKing, you couldn't find a better pic if you tried. LOL
     
  10. wayneo

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    That definitely looks like blood splatter on the floor by kitty. We need CSI. Wayne
     
  11. Big Heap

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    A clean kitty is a content kitty.
     
  12. Tron

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    Wayno, actually (all kidding aside), that IS blood on the floor....Mine.
     
  13. halfmile

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    try this one.

    HM
     
  14. Doubles Shooter

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    Don't even think about it!
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  15. Doubles Shooter

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    Hooray!! I finally figured out how to post a picture.
     
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  17. Auctioneer

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    Halfmile every once and awhile you come up with a good one. LOL
     
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