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For those who give we "old" guys a hard time.

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  1. RogerNRA

    RogerNRA TS Member

    Feb 21, 2008
    For those who give we

    An old prospector walks his
    tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd
    been out in the desert for
    about six months without a drop of whiskey.

    He walked up to the first
    saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the
    hitch rail. As he stood
    there brushing some of the dust from his face and
    clothes, a young
    gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand
    and a bottle of
    whiskey in the other.

    The young gunslinger looked at the old man and
    laughed, saying, "Hey old
    man, have you ever danced?"

    The old man
    looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.. I
    just never
    wanted to."

    A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
    "Well, you old fool,
    you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the
    old man' s feet. The
    old prospector was hopping around and everybody was

    When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his
    gun and turned
    around to go back into the saloon.

    The old man
    reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both
    hammers back
    making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound
    everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
    around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

    The old man
    asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?"

    The gunslinger
    swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

    The lessons
    from this story are:

    1. Don't waste ammunition.

    2. Don't mess
    with old guys ,,,,,Enough said?...........Roger
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