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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by bentbarrel, Apr 2, 2007.

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  1. bentbarrel

    bentbarrel TS Member

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    An Indiana farmer was sitting at the table, while his wife was preparing dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine."

    The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking, with no comment to her husband.

    As she put the dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is as big as two combines!"

    The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on the table and begins eating with no comment to her husband.

    Later on that night, after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his wife, he noticed that there was no response on her end.

    He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong.

    She replied, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up $ 500,000 dollars worth of machinery for one little corn cob?"
     
  2. Mayor Bob

    Mayor Bob TS Member

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    Keybear: How about this??

    Mayor Bob
     
  3. lumper

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    So ... in comparison to farm machinery if she really was like a combine couldnt he just turn on the key and hop on for a ride? You would think also that a $500,000 piece of machinery that speaks would have a volume control to turn the volume down so you could get on to the work at hand without the nagging.
     
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